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Married to the Ministry Scavenger Hunt FUN

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

A fun blog and precious woman I follow is – The Preacher’s Wife – aka Lisa and she is hosting a scavenger hunt for those ladies who are married to the ministry (M2M). Here are my answers to her questions.

The Treasures

1. First Name My name is Barb, but I have been called Bobbie and Barbie most of my life

2. State and Country of Residence Hometown is Chicago, but I live in Arizona in the sweet USA

3. Husband’s Ministry Title Single, never married YET (know of a man of God, Im interested) heehee …but very married to the ministry

4. Length of time in Current Ministry Location. 20 years in the ministry, 8 years in AZ: Children’s pastor, Youth Pastor, Women’s Ministry, Church Administrator..I mentioned 20 years right..lol

5. Children? no kiddo’s yet

6. Number of unique homes in which you’ve lived during your marriage. a basement when the ministry first started does that count?

7. Cook Sunday lunch or eat out? EAT OUT and a nap! Sunday’s are the best naps ever!

8. Typically on time for Sunday School or not? yes, always early

9. Favorite TV Show. King of Queens

10. Something you watch/like/do that you would never tell the church people. (Except now you just did…lol) The Girls Next Door.. except not this season..too edgy now

11. Most annoying church-related pet peeve. people don’t do what they said they would do or show up when they say they will

12. One thing you need to throw away but can’t bring yourself to do it. hmmm, I LOVE to throw things away

13. The one food you can not live without. COFFEE ..is that a food item.. I truly believe that coffee ushers in the presence of God! 🙂 teasing..sort of

14. Parsonage or have your own home? Home

15. Freak when the doorbell rings or always ready for a visitor? ready, ready, ready

This was fun!! I am looking forward to getting to know the other ladies in ministry!! I’m coming to visit your page!! 🙂

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Whiter Teeth!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009
I know, this is not a normal kind of blog I post, but it was just too great to pass up! Here is an all natural recipe that will whiten your teeth! It really works too!
I promise you, it will make your teeth so white they will sparkle! Money back guaranteed! Well, not really, but if it doesn’t work, you can post mean comments on my blog page! Deal?? =)

RECIPE:
Baking Soda
Salt
Peroxide
Your Favorite toothpaste

Mix Ingredients:
Put equal measurements of baking soda and salt in a small Tupperware container and mix real good.

Put your favorite toothpaste on the brush and dip into the mixture and brush your teeth while listening to your favorite song from start to finish, which is usually 3-4 minutes long. (go ahead and dance around and enjoy yourself if you’d like)

Gargle with peroxide and swish throughout your mouth for 30 seconds.

Spit!

After you spit you may find that the peroxide continues to bubble up in your mouth and that is normal! Do not panic. Just Spit again! and again! well.. and again!

Rinse and Repeat if necessary =c)

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